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EMPLOYEE ODDITIES

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Topic: EMPLOYEE ODDITIES
Posted By: guests
Subject: EMPLOYEE ODDITIES
Date Posted: Aug/17/2009 at 8:29am

In the midst of a stressful employment environment, hiring managers took some time to bring a little levity to the workplace. More than 2,600 hiring managers participated in a survey from CareerBuilder, citing examples of the oddest complaints they received from employees. Highlights include:

• Employee is too suntanned.

• Employee has big hair.

• Employee eats all the good cookies.

• Employee is so polite, it’s infuriating.

• Employee is trying to poison me.

• Employee’s body is magnetic and keeps de-activating my magnetic access card.

• Employee is personally responsible for a federally mandated tax increase.

• Co-worker reminded the employee too much of Bambi.

• Employee only wears slippers or socks at work.

• Employee’s aura is wrong.

• Employee smells like road ramps.

• Employee breathes too loudly.

• Employee wants to check a co-worker for ticks.

 
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